NS Cliches: Rebooted

by **Zeloria** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:55 am

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
Zeloria wrote:
These numbers are slightly higher now. To a bit over 3000, and its technically "finished", but there are still a lot of things open for me to expand upon.

it's not long until you write a +10000 word factbook.

behold, my +10.000 long factbook

by **Koinonia Poleis** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:58 am

My longest factbook is, currently, 17125 words long. And it's a legit factbook too, not just memes.

I need a new hobby.

by **The Troas Sector** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:59 am

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
The Troas Sector wrote:Been there done that.

Now to aim for 20k words and a permanent invitation to a psychiatric ward.

bet I can hit that in palisade's history factbook.

fuck now I gotta aim for more. epic.

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:59 am

Zeloria wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:it's not long until you write a +10000 word factbook.

behold, my +10.000 long factbook

...this literally crashed the online word counter I used to count it
i had to boot up word to get an accurate count.

Koinonia Poleis wrote:My longest factbook is, currently, 17125 words long. And it's a legit factbook too, not just memes.

I need a new hobby.

...aight, now I want to read it.

by **Zitravgrad** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:00 am

Koinonia Poleis wrote:My longest factbook is, currently, 17125 words long. And it's a legit factbook too, not just memes.

I need a new hobby.

Don't we all?

No, keep writing.

by **The Troas Sector** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:02 am

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
Zeloria wrote:
behold, my +10.000 long factbook

...this literally crashed the online word counter I used to count it
i had to boot up word to get an accurate count.

Holy shit it did crash WordCounter.net.

Atleast it worked when I refreshed the site. Funny because I can put 14k word long essays in and it'll be completely fine (though the reason for the crash was probably it trying to count how many times 'boop' was written). What a fantastic keyword density of 10,010.

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:03 am

The Troas Sector wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:...this literally crashed the online word counter I used to count it
i had to boot up word to get an accurate count.

Holy shit it did crash WordCounter.net.

Atleast it worked when I refreshed the site. Funny because I can put 14k word long essays in and it'll be completely fine (though the reason for the crash was probably it trying to count how many times 'boop' was written). What a fantastic keyword density of 10,010.

yeah, it's fine with longer factbooks, so it has to be the repetition of the word.

by **Koinonia Poleis** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:04 am

Kiu Ghesik wrote:...aight, now I want to read it.

Technically, it was so long it became two factbooks

It's the Vassal Factbooks in Wexas, and I think part of the reason why it's so long is because each section introduces both a region and character. The sections themselves are only around 3,000-ish words each, and honestly, I feel like I could have written more, but I didn't feel like writing an entire overview factbook for the town of Rockport.

by **The Troas Sector** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:04 am

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
The Troas Sector wrote:Holy shit it did crash WordCounter.net.

Atleast it worked when I refreshed the site. Funny because I can put 14k word long essays in and it'll be completely fine (though the reason for the crash was probably it trying to count how many times 'boop' was written). What a fantastic keyword density of 10,010.

yeah, it's fine with longer factbooks, so it has to be the repetition of the word.

confirmed it when trying to change keyword density tracker from x1 word to x3 words.

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:05 am

Koinonia Poleis wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:...aight, now I want to read it.

Technically, it was so long it became two factbooks

It's the Vassal Factbooks in Wexas, and I think part of the reason why it's so long is because each section introduces both a region and character.

I thought it might've been that one. character writing is a really easy way to end up spamming thousands of words in one factbook, I've found.

The Troas Sector wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:yeah, it's fine with longer factbooks, so it has to be the repetition of the word.

confirmed it when trying to change keyword density tracker from x1 word to x3 words.

ah, good to know.

Zitravgrad wrote:
Koinonia Poleis wrote:My longest factbook is, currently, 17125 words long. And it's a legit factbook too, not just memes.

I need a new hobby.

Don't we all?

No, keep writing.

accurate statement.

by **Tohorin** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:09 am

Now that we're venting off on PT consternation, or Hamatu was, I'll have to say that "God Pantheons" are a bit of a pet peeve of mine, not because I don't like them but because they overshadow other forms or interpretations of polytheism...or pantheism...like the messed-up system I use, based off of Nahua beliefs, or a segment of scholarly interpretations over the beliefs of their warrior-class.

I admit that it's unfair to get mad at people for soaking up pop culture's depictions of Greco-Roman or Norse or Egyptian pantheons, and how they're all relatively neatly divided into their own little domains and have a fairly human face to them, are considered "supernatural", etc.

And it gets weird...

by **Khoronzon** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:15 am

Kiu Ghesik wrote:character writing is a really easy way to end up spamming thousands of words in one factbook, I've found.

[muffled sobbing in perpetually stalled character bios]

one day i'll join the factbook character limit gang and t-pose on people with the sheer thiccness of an actually complete character page. but today is not that day.

12 March 2022

Zeloria wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:it's not long until you write a +10000 word factbook.

behold, my +10.000 long factbook

by **Zeloria** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:17 am

So, your factbooks might have the same length of a novel, but does it have an epic map where you get to see which places the nukes hit during WW3.

12 March 2022

Zeloria wrote:So, your factbooks might have the same length of a novel, but does it have an epic map where you get to see which places the nukes hit during WW3.

Why would someone nuke Greenland--
Cool map, tho.

by **Zeloria** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:21 am

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:
Zeloria wrote:So, your factbooks might have the same length of a novel, but does it have an epic map where you get to see which places the nukes hit during WW3.

Why would someone nuke Greenland--
Cool map, tho.

naval bases?

Kiu Ghesik wrote:...this literally crashed the online word counter I used to count it
i had to boot up word to get an accurate count.

Oh yeah something else. Its not entirely boops, I've left a message in there, just for you.

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:31 am

Zeloria wrote:Oh yeah something else. Its not entirely boops, I've left a message in there, just for you.

;-;

12 March 2022

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
Zeloria wrote:Oh yeah something else. Its not entirely boops, I've left a message in there, just for you.

;-;

Nobody:
Zeloria:

by **The Troas Sector** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:52 am

Zeloria wrote:
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Why would someone nuke Greenland--
Cool map, tho.

naval bases?

They missed if they were trying to hit a military base then. Thule Air Base (US control) is further north than Nuuk. A lot further north..

by **Zeloria** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:54 am

The Troas Sector wrote:
Zeloria wrote:
naval bases?

They missed if they were trying to hit a military base then. Thule Air Base (US control) is further north than Nuuk. A lot further north..

Well, lets say those missiles weren't the most accurate.

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:55 am

The Troas Sector wrote:
Zeloria wrote:
naval bases?

They missed if they were trying to hit a military base then. Thule Air Base (US control) is further north than Nuuk. A lot further north..

...I think Zeloria nuked it because it's called Nuuk.

by **The Troas Sector** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:59 am

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
The Troas Sector wrote:They missed if they were trying to hit a military base then. Thule Air Base (US control) is further north than Nuuk. A lot further north..

...I think Zeloria nuked it because it's called Nuuk.

At this point the badum tiss is just sad.

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:00 pm

The Troas Sector wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:...I think Zeloria nuked it because it's called Nuuk.

At this point the badum tiss is just sad.

None of us noticing the connection before you posted the map is a bit sadder, I think.

by **Comerciante** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:44 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:
Zeloria wrote:So, your factbooks might have the same length of a novel, but does it have an epic map where you get to see which places the nukes hit during WW3.

Why would someone nuke Greenland--
Cool map, tho.

GREENLAND KNOWS WHAT IT DID!

by **Zitravgrad** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 1:01 pm

Comerciante wrote:
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Why would someone nuke Greenland--
Cool map, tho.

GREENLAND KNOWS WHAT IT DID!

Ask Plague Inc. players what Greenland did.

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